Light is fairly positive that Ryuk has a pretty skewed definition of the words 'good' and 'interesting'. And he really only knows who Ryuk is talking about when he says 'the girl in your newspaper' because he'd been about to add her incredibly infamous mother's name to the list of new names in his book before he'd been interrupted by first the swearing parrot and then the doorbell.
So. The book gets shoved into the middle drawer of his desk, wrapped in the cover from a graphic novel, and he heads to the front door. Hissing at Ryuk as he passes by: "Just eat your apples."
...he really is starting to think he needs to get a pet that might conceivably eat apples. Just in case someone catches him talking to the death god.
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Date: 2017-09-07 12:59 am (UTC)So. The book gets shoved into the middle drawer of his desk, wrapped in the cover from a graphic novel, and he heads to the front door. Hissing at Ryuk as he passes by: "Just eat your apples."
...he really is starting to think he needs to get a pet that might conceivably eat apples. Just in case someone catches him talking to the death god.
Door? Opened. Girl? Given the once over. "Yes?"